JUST FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS:<\/B>
\n[1] Declare your intention to create a ‘composition.’
\n[2] Start a piece at some time.
\n[3] Cause something to happen over a period of time (it doesn’t matter what happens in your ‘time hole’ – we have critics to tell us whether it’s any good or not, so we won’t worry about that part).
\n[4] End the piece at some time (or keep it going, telling the audience that it is a ‘work in progress’<\/i>).
\n[5] Get a part time job so you can continue to do stuff like this.
\n–
\n— all of the above cribbed from Frank Zappa’s “The Real Frank Zappa Book”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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